Here’s the Mother’s Day feast I just prepared and enjoyed with the honorees: Nora and Anna http://t.co/tvPbflHB

“Why are they called Radio Buttons? Because car radios used to have buttons where only one could be pressed at a time” http://t.co/0HlHtJ8U

Thinking about my mom a lot today. http://t.co/GI46Jo66
It’s an all Under Armour, raising money for women’s cancer, margarita with salt, Brooklyn hanging, exercising, family, fun kind of day.

My wife declined to play against me in Words with Friends. Is there counseling for this kind of thing?

Local hardware store said flange washers don’t exist. Got larger screw heads and it fits perfectly. +1 mod point. http://t.co/kGwoyFNS

If this toy is not for kids ages 0 to 3 and is for kids 5 and up, what should 4 year olds do with it? http://t.co/WVzu7lBz

Here’s me rocking out on the drums at the Grammy museum. Thanks to Kaylee for taking the picture. http://t.co/69Ee8q69
We just rode It’s a Small World twice. We stayed on. Voluntarily. Yup, that’s right.

Off to Disney Land today! Woke the girls up with the surprise and they are sooooo excited.

Mmmm a yard of Yard House Hefe. Getty up fellas… http://t.co/Rn3ymuW4
Partying at the Grammy Museum like a VIP. Woo hoo!

Enjoying a great Chicago Blackhawks game at the ESPN Zone bar. Awesome equalizer (even though that is a soccer term) http://t.co/kAHQpT8u